January 6th. Entry 21.

Whoaaa.....it's about a month until my BIRTHDAY! YAY!! There are about 40 days. I'm so excited. Wanna know what quote is stuck in my head right now from _Little Women_? I'm going to tell you anyway.

"I took to heart what you said. I embellished it, I made it better. Thunder claps. Lightning strikes. The fair Clarissa, her clothes in disarray, races across the coastal heath..." Then it continues into the Weekly Volcano Press. Yeah, I'm silly.

So my truck wouldn't start this morning so I was yelling at it. Yep, I yelled at an inanimate object. You could say I accosted it. Ha. What else happened?

Oh! You know who's awesome even though they're pretty taciturn most of the time? Carig *133* Jones from Slipknot. He's so aloof. I could totally picture him being an axe murderer or something. It's kind of scary, but 'tis funny at the same time. Hm...speaking of Slipknot, Stone Sour (which includes two members of Slipknot) is on tour right now with Avenged Sevenfold. Which is funny, because I'm listening to Avenged while I'm writing this. Ha!

"I'm Zacky Vengeance and I play the gynecologist."
He's a silly boy. "Do it." Genius. I mean really, he says some of the funniest things.
"Johnny's in space, The Rev's in jail, Synyster's in Germany, Shadows knocks down the walls, and I cure cancer then forget how I did it."
Pure intelligence. Well, I guess not really, but he is hilarious. So guess who else is hilarious. The Rev. (May he rest in peace). I mean the things he said and did in his life, though some were bad, were just plain funny.

"Oh my God! Look at the size of that ------- Stallion Duck!" He was talking about a goose. Then he chased after it. "C'mere you ------- stallion duck." He mutters as it flies off.